Collusion Epidemic Still Rampant in FGC

By Unknown on Wednesday, October 30, 2013 with 2 comments

The disease known as Collusion (Colludus Cashmoneyus) was thought to have been eradicated thanks to the hard work of FGC figureheads MarkMan and Spooky. However, recent studies have shown new virulent strains are spreading, and the research suggests that they may be smuggled from overseas.  Resident FGCNN correspondent Corey Spondant traveled deep within the trenches of to unearth this shocking new information.

UMVC3 Top Player Killer Kai has revealed that he himself took part in facilitating a Collusion contamination at The Run Back, a popular FGC weekly.  He continues on to name fan favorite KaneBlueRiver as the perpetrator.  This marks the first time that an international player has been confirmed as a disease smuggler and carrier, though rumors persist that others continue to commit these acts on our soil without public knowledge.

If your tournament is showing any symptoms such as weak-ass grand finals and severe hype-othermia, shut down your stream and seek immediate medical attention.  Parties found guilty of spreading the contagion will face penalties of up to a life sentence of looking like a bitch and having your EVO tournament privileges revoked indefinitely.

KaneBlueRiver was not available for comment.


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Penmarker said...
January 11, 2014 at 9:28 PM

I lost it at " hype-othermia".

Unknown said...
March 8, 2020 at 1:50 AM

Thanks for sharing this post!!!
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